My roommate bitches that I always ask him to cook for me.
1. We agreed before moving in, he does the cooking.
2. Anytime I try to cook when he’s around, he pushes me out of the way because I’m not doing it his way.
Just over a month ago, Leo broke it off with me. I was devastated. The feelings I have are strong. I even told him.
Let’s be honest. I have needs, wants, urges, a healthy sex drive. I like to fuck. The rush I get is vital to my happiness from time to time. Besides, guys are easy; may as well take advantage of them when they try to take advantage of you.
Which reminds me, do not hook up with your neighbor. They could end up renewing their lease.